Gotcha....Both my sons are born, and there aren't any more on the way. But it's the title of an interesting new book by Walker Lamond that's come across my browser a number of times in the past few days. The blog of (almost) the same name works it's way through the rules with a little bit of commentary/illustration/music. Examples:403. No one wants to watch you practice the guitar.
396. Never get your hair cut on the day of the big dance.
391. In her dad's eyes, until you marry her, you're not in the picture.Rules for My Unborn Son: Let's Get Some Things Straight Before I Get Old and Uncool is a serious candidate for my sons' Christmas stockings, along with The Art of Manliness: Classic Skills and Manners for the Modern Man. They may even get the set!